However, I'm happily honored to say I have some great company for those of you who were invited to join me for this candid interview with two wonderfully, mythical, well....mythics! They came a long distance to the island and they want to tell us about their story Troll-y Yours by author Sheri Fredricks.
Let's give a hand to:
And his lovely wife
Ella the Troll
Hello you two! I'm happy to have you both here. Now before we get started, as my guests can see here, Aleksander is a lovely and quite large Centaur.
Cora! Keep your bikini on! He's a taken man...uh...Centaur I mean! Gosh.
Sorry about that you two. On the island of Sinful Restraints, everyone tends to get a bit carried away when unbound!
Anyway, why don't we get this party started shall we?
D. X: How did you feel when you found out your story was going to be told?
Aleksander: *shrugs* Not surprised. It was only a matter of time since I made the cover of Mythic Magazine so many years in a row. How can my looks be denied?
Ella: Oh for the love of Bacchus! The only one who thinks you’re all that is yourself, you old war horse!
D: Did the author do a decent job?
Ella: *laughs and nods* Sheri Fredricks wrote Al’s character perfectly. Got all his arrogant ducks in a row.
Aleksander: At least I’m not stuck-up.
D: What would you say is the most wonderful part about being you?
Aleksander: *smiles his famous mythic white grin* Everything from my head to my tail, and all parts in-between. Especially “the parts.”
Ella: *rolls her eyes* Man, you’re on a roll. I think my best feature is being able to save Al’s ass in the nick of time.
D: What is the most negative?
Ella: I’m fat.
Aleksander: *reaches over and hugs Ella tight* No you’re not, stop saying that. You’re curvy, just the way I like you. As for me…I have no negatives! *laughs*
D: What is the best quality on a woman?
Aleksander: It’s her ass. Definitely, her ass. And maybe her breasts. Yeah, I like breasts.
D: If you could pick any dessert to eat, which would that be?
Ella: *waves her hand* Oh, oh! I’ve got this one! Deep-fried truffle cupcakes.
D: How would you eat said dessert? Can I be part of the experience?
Aleksander: Uh, I’m not sure I’d eat those, but you go ahead, DX. Let me know how that works for you.
D: What scares you?
Aleksander: Nothing scares me. I’m Kempor Aleksander, Head Cen—
Ella: *smacks Al’s chest with the back of her hand* Yeah, yeah. Cut the crap. We ALL know who you are. Personally, I’m afraid of standing out in a crowd. I’d rather blend in.
D: What makes you smile?
Aleksander: *gazing at the Troll next to him* Knowing Ella is the last thing I see before I sleep and the first thing I see when I wake. I waited over 250 years for her to come into my life.
Ella: Ah, Al. You’re so sweet. And I like you sweet, like covered in chocolate syrup and lick-you-up sweet. *Ella smiles*
D: Are you thinking of starting a family?
Ella: Uh…um. Well, maybe. We haven’t talked about it.
Aleksander: Meat Wrench, my buddy below the belt, would LOVE to discuss the possibilities. How about we talk on it tonight?
D: Do you know anyone single who might be needing a personal "her to know D. X. Luc" session?
Aleksander: *clears his throat and gives a swish to his tail* Actually, there's a certain Centaur who could use a little of your humor and a huge dose of your--uh--sexiness.
Ella: Oh? It better not be you! Who is it?
Aleksander: Templar Khristos, who else? He's the most uptight, grouchy, windbag of a male that I've ever met. He needs a dose of DX Luc.
D: Can we plan on hearing more from you in the future?
Aleksander: From me? Well, of course! I’ll be in all of Sheri Fredrick’s books. After all, I’m Kempor Aleksander, Head Centaur Guard!
Ella: *rolls eyes* I’m sure I’ll be making an appearance here and there, but Sheri knows I like staying in the background.
Say the first word that comes to mind
Tree: Wood Nymphs
Lame: Mean people
Wow! I'm so glad to have learned from you two. Your dynamic is just fantastic. Thank you for coming here. Please enjoy your time here on my lovely island.
For those who would love to find out where you can see Aleksander and Ella's tale, look below!
SHE TAKES A CHANCE.
Determined to forge a better life, Ella launches her new business with high hopes--until a sexy Centaur bumps into her and throws her life off course forever. Voted "Most Eligible Bachelor in Boronda", Aleksander shakes up her world and tilts her in more ways than one.
HE'S IN DANGEROUS TERRITORY.
Years of warfare and countless bedroom encounters have stolen Kempor Aleksander's luster for life. He never expects to rediscover his zeal in the small, redheaded form of Ella the Troll, who fires his blood hotter than the deepest caverns in the forest.
A PASSION SO HOT.
But as trouble lingers in their midst--and edges ever closer--Alek and Ella spiral into troubled terrain. Turning to each other, the pair face down dangers that run impenetrably deep in their mythological world. But will the two lovers discover a passion that runs even deeper?
Buy link: http://www.amazon.com/Troll-y-Fantasy-Romance-Centaurs-ebook/dp/B00CVBB4C4/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top